You need a Valentine Wolfe T-Shirt.
You need a Valentine Wolfe T-Shirt.
Free Shipping. $25, or buy both for only $45! 10$ off!
Free Shipping. $25 Each
or buy both for only $45! 10$ off!
Help us make room for something stirring in the shadows.
We've got two amazing designs for you to choose from.
Acquire a new summer wardrobe that's eerie and haunted
You wanna know what one of the most killer things about the 80’s was? Metal. Band. T-Shirts. I was very familiar with Iron Maiden before I’d even heard a note of their music because the epic-and I do mean epic-selection of Maiden tees.
And I coveted none more than the The Can I Play With Madness tour exclusive shirt, with the Maiden logo in yellow rather than red. Alas, I missed Maiden on Seventh Tour of a Seventh Tour, and had to wait another few decades to get a chance to adorn myself in heavy metal t-shirt glory.
And we’re determined to keep you from suffering the same fate. Like even if we reprint Annabel and Lucy someday (and who can say when that will be?), YOU can be one of the true children of the night..
And I want that experience for you, so very, very much.
You wanna know what one of the most killer things about the 80’s was? Metal. Band. T-Shirts. I was very familiar with Iron Maiden before I’d even heard a note of their music because the epic-and I do mean epic-selection of Maiden tees.
And I coveted none more than the The Can I Play With Madness tour exclusive shirt, with the Maiden logo in yellow rather than red. Alas, I missed Maiden on Seventh Tour of a Seventh Tour, and had to wait another few decades to get a chance to adorn myself in heavy metal t-shirt glory.
And we’re determined to keep you from suffering the same fate. Like even if we reprint Annabel and Lucy someday (and who can say when that will be?), YOU can be one of the true children of the night..
And I want that experience for you, so very, very much.
Two Epic Designs. Once Easy Decision
Why not both? When you buy two, save 10% and shipping is still FREE.
Show off your team spirit; are you Team E. A. Poe or Team Dracula?
If you can’t choose,
why not get one of each?
But sizes are limited at this point. Don’t wait; order yours today!
Show off your team spirit; are you Team E. A. Poe or Team Dracula?
If you can’t choose, why not get one of each?
But sizes are limited at this point. Don’t wait; order yours today!
The Music is darkly delicious, sure. But a T-Shirt?
The Music is darkly delicious, sure. But a T-Shirt?
Other than the amazing artwork, what's so great about a Valentine Wolfe T-Shirt?
These are super soft style shirts that are exquisitely comfortable.
Artwork and concept is by our usual conspirator, Egregore Design. It's your chance to look like you stepped out of our songs.
Free Shipping!
We've made it so easy to get one of each! You only pay $25 for one shirt or $45 for two shirts!
You can show your love of our music AND your love for Edgar Allan Poe or Bram Stoker...or both!
The bad news-we're running out of sizes, so the clock is ticking
And also, this is a limited run. When we're out, we're out. Who knows when these spirits will be summoned again?
You Need a Valentine Wolfe T-Shirt. Seriously.
You Still Have Questions?
You Still Have Questions?
Very well, we'll consult the oracles from beyond.
Very well, we'll consult the oracles from beyond.
When will my order ship?
These shirts are already printed up and waiting for you!
Within just a couple days of receiving your order we should have these packed and on their way to you!
Does this shirt come with any pet hair pre-loaded?
Sadly, no. We just saw a groundhog running around in our backyard (really!) but we do not currently enjoy the company of any indoor furry companions. So these shirts will not have any animal hairs upon them. Now if a werewolf tampers with your package at the Post Office, well.
We don’t have much control over that aspect.
Will I be rewarded for reading to the end of this sales page with arcane Valentine Wolfe lore?
Just what else would you like to know?
Would you be interested in finding out which one of us has more band shirts in their collection?
Would you be interested to learn that they don’t actually compete with each other in that way?
Just how crazy is this FAQ section prepared to get?
Our very first shirt design was printed up over 10 years ago.
Braxton has the largest collection, including some of the vintage shirts he previously mentioned.
EVERYTHING is a competition for Sarah and she sometimes even wins!
We try to infuse the usual amount of Valentine Wolfe crazy into everything we do.
Thank you for sticking with us to the bottom of the page!
When will my order ship?
These shirts are already printed up and waiting for you!
Within just a couple days of receiving your order we should have these packed and on their way to you!
Does this shirt come with any pet hair pre-loaded?
Sadly, no. We just saw a groundhog running around in our backyard (really!) but we do not currently enjoy the company of any indoor furry companions. So these shirts will not have any animal hairs upon them. Now if a werewolf tampers with your package at the Post Office, well.
We don’t have much control over that aspect.
Will I be rewarded for reading to the end of this sales page with arcane Valentine Wolfe lore?
Just what else would you like to know?
Would you be interested in finding out which one of us has more band shirts in their collection?
Would you be interested to learn that they don’t actually compete with each other in that way?
Just how crazy is this FAQ section prepared to get?
Our very first shirt design was printed up over 10 years ago.
Braxton has the largest collection, including some of the vintage shirts he previously mentioned.
EVERYTHING is a competition for Sarah and she sometimes even wins!
We try to infuse the usual amount of Valentine Wolfe crazy into everything we do.
Thank you for sticking with us to the bottom of the page!
OK, fine. Here's an Easter Egg. The Can I Play With Madness t-shirt story is 100% true.
And what's more, I managed to get my hands on the red script one by refusing to ask for anything else for Christmas that year.
UP THE IRONS!