Introducing the Casket of Curiosities
Introducing the
Casket of Curiosities
The definitive archive of Valentine Wolfe recordings, stored on 32GB USB 3.0 Drive
All for only $50 with free shipping...but you must know its time is short
The definitive archive of Valentine Wolfe recordings, stored on 32GB USB 3.0 Drive
All for only $50 with free shipping...
but you must know the time is short
Once upon a time, we were faced with a dilemma: during our travels, people would ask: "Do you have music on anything other than a CD?" Or "Do you have a copy of this out-of-print CD I can buy?" Or they would hear something we hadn't released yet and want it for their own.
Indeed, how do we share
all the music we write?
We've written and recorded a lot of music.
It's our favorite thing to do.
So we created the Casket of Curiosities: 32GB of music, all wrapped inside a signed 11x17
Valentine Wolfe poster.
Once upon a time, we were faced with a dilemma: during our travels, people would ask if we had music on anything other than a CD. Or they would ask for a CD of ours we long had sold out of. Or they would hear something we hadn't released.
How do we share
all the music we write?
We've written and recorded a lot of music. It's our favorite thing to do.
So we created the Casket of Curiosities: 20+ albums of music on USB drive and a signed 11x17
Valentine Wolfe poster.
32GB of music adorning a signed poster.
Over 20 albums of music
and a signed poster.
Your Valentine Wolfe USB will arrive wrapped inside a signed poster. $50. Free shipping. All our music. All yours.
The images? Not even everything.
Singles. EPs we never released. Demos. Digital Only Releases.
Singles. EPs we never released. Demos. Digital Only Releases.
You'll find them all inside the Casket of Curiosities.
You'll find them all inside the
Casket of Curiosities.
What's in the Casket of Curiosities?
The Gothic Metal Collection: 10 albums and 1 EP
The Dark Ambient Collection: 9 Albums and other Tracks
Unreleased Tracks and Digital Only Releases,
The Gothic Metal Collection
Five Nocturnes
The Crimson Masquerade
Musick Most Dark
Once Upon a Midnight
The Nightingale: a Gothic Fairytale
A Child's Bestiary
The Elegiac Repose
The Haunting of Mary Shelley
Only Gossamer My Gown
Lullabies, Love Songs, and Laments
Lost to the Night
The Dark Ambient Collection
Score from The Merchant of Venice
Score from Lamplight and Shadow
Score from The Tempest
Score from Twelfth Night
Winternight Whisperings
Dolorosa Lachrymosa
A Night of Victorian Spiritualism
Spectre in the Frost
All My Nights Were Trances
Ambient bass improvisations
Unreleased music and digital exclusives
Songs of Euphoria: The Poetry of Dana Maria Basilone
Scene from Nosferatu (the ONLY recording of our silent film scoring work)
DragonCon 2020: Live
Singles, including
A Dream Within a Dream
Lupercalia
Lessons of the Dead
Krampusnacht
Etheria
Broken Pieces
If She Had Been The Mistletoe
Hear the first Valentine Wolfe music we ever composed!
Hear the first Valentine Wolfe music we ever composed!
If you bought everything on a site like bandcamp, this would cost $106...and you still wouldn't have a complete collection. We're including rare recordings, images, and even a short story.
32GB of out of print CDs featuring our first ever releases, scores for theater productions, singles, lyrics, and liner notes
An 11x17 signed poster from Lullabies, Love Songs, and Laments
Free Shipping!
While supplies last, an extra MYSTERY poster: another 11x17 signed poster for you.
A USB 3.0 drive. No CD player in your car? No problem.
But don't wait too long. After 7 days, The Casket of Curiosities will jump up in price.
BONUS: After listening obsessively, you can show off your deep cut Valentine Wolfe knowledge by asking us to play a song we've completely forgotten having written.
The Casket of Curiosities
If you want it all, then this casket is for you.
You Still Have Questions?
You Still Have Questions?
Very well, we'll consult the voices from beyond
Very well, we'll consult the voices from beyond.
Forgotten having written? How could you forget a song you wrote?
Our first recordings were made around 2009, and to be honest, we had to write the blueprint of our music ourselves. Even today, there's not much on YouTube about how to turn the double bass into downtuned rhythm guitars. So to teach ourselves how Valentine Wolfe works, we wrote. And wrote some more. And we keep at it.
Do I get all the music you've released on Patreon, too?
Most of it. The mysteries of The Valentine Society are only for those most dedicated to our arcane melodies. But we don't really release demos, and we've included several alternate versions of these songs for you.
What am I supposed to do with the USB drive? Can I copy the contents to more than one computer?
Anything you like. And of course! Once you buy our music, it's yours. Burn CDs, make your own playlists (in fact, we'd love to see them if you do), copy the music and use the USB for your own nefarious purposes...it's entirely up to you!
Why are there multiple files of the same song? And why aren't there FLAC files for everything?
Instead of one digital file, usually an mp3, we've included multiple audio formats when available. For many songs, you'd have to be with us in the room where it happened. If there's a song on the drive that say, doesn't appear as a
FLAC file, it means even we don't have it.
My USB drive won't work/won't read files/is broken. What do I do?
We will happily replace it, either with a new drive or sending you the digital files.
How often do you update the Casket of Curiosities?
Usually, every time we officially release an album. We've never offered a smaller collection or updates; we'd love to know what you think about that.
Let me get this correct: It's cheaper than buying and downloading the files from another site, you're including two signed posters, and you're sending this to me and I don't have to pay for shipping. Correct?
For the next seven days, yes. Correct.
Interesting. So, tell me: have you taken leave of your senses?
Most likely. Then again, we are only doing this for one week. The Casket hasn't been available for a few years now, and we're curious to see just how mad we've gone.
Do I get all the music you've released on Patreon, too?
Most of it. The mysteries of The Valentine Society are only for those most dedicated to our arcane melodies. But we don't really release demos, and we've included several alternate versions of these songs for you.
What am I supposed to do with the USB drive? Can I copy the contents to more than one computer?
Anything you like. And of course! Once you buy our music, it's yours. Burn CDs, make your own playlists (in fact, we'd love to see them if you do), copy the music and use the USB for your own nefarious purposes...it's entirely up to you?
My USB drive won't work/won't read files/is broken. What do I do?
We will happily replace it, either with a new drive or sending you the digital files.
Let me get this correct: It's cheaper than buying and downloading the files from another site, you're including two signed posters, and and I don't have to pay for shipping. Correct?
For the next seven days, yes. Correct.
Interesting. So, tell me:
have you taken leave of your senses?
Most likely. Then again, we are only doing this for one week. The Casket hasn't been available for a few years now, and we're curious to see just how mad we've gone.